Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Cute Dog Jokes

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show! (Remember flea season is coming, get your flea treatment at Here)
Q:What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
A:Bark! Bark! (Remember to see your vet if your dog gets hurt)
Q:What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A:A shampoodle ! (Remember to visit your groomer often)
Q:What is your dog's favourite city?
A:New Yorkie (When traveling, remember to have all your dogs health information)
Q:What is a dog's favourite food?
A:Anything that’s on your plate! (Remember to feed your dog Life's Abundance or Flint River Ranch)
Q:What do dogs have that no other animal has?
A:Puppies (Remember to adopt from a shelter)
Q:Which dog can tell the time?
A:A watchdog. (Dogs make excellent companions)
Q:Why did the dog say meow?
A:He was learning a foreign language. (Remember cats are in need of lovin too)

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